Now after the concert, it came to pass, that the LORDS spake unto the crowd, saying:

"Taketh note of Thy Gods! Art We not resplendent in Our lycra and satin? Art We not fabulous in Our glitter and sequins? Art We not glamorous in Our batwings and baubles?

"Yea! Thou art" cried the multitudes there.

"Then nay shalt ye be able to dispell dullness from thy life if thou art scruffy!" instructed the Gods wisely. "Behold unto Our fabulous life! Lo! Art We not everything that thou wisheth to be?"

Yea! Thou art!" cried the multitudes there.

"Thou cannot beginnest to become fabulous whence thou art dressedeth as a commoner! Thou must shed thy nasty, off-the-rack cloths at once!"

And the multitudes there did shedeth their poorly made chain store cloths and did standeth starkers before their Gods.

"Crikey, thou art a misfortunate lot!" gasped the Gods "Kneel before Us at once and cover thou private parts!"

"Harken then, to Our Word and teacheth thee, We will, how to liveth a fabulous life!"

"Scruffiness art dead; now therefore arise, go unto thy tailor, thou, all ye multitudes there, unto the tailors which We do giveth to thee. Yea! Hath they not trained under the Holy Mother, Zhandra!"

"Shouldeth thee not haveth thyself a tailor, go then, unto the second hand stores and buyeth vintage cloths that art well-made and stylish! Accessorize thyself with boas and shawls with beading. Becometh the bohemian within thee!"

" Every place that the sole of thy foot shall tread upon, thou shalt tread in style and fabulousness for it art the way!"

"From the wilderness of fashion thee shalt come and begineth, shall ye, the life of Queebleness. For it all beginneth with attitude and style and harken to these Words, for they art wise! If thou looketh like a star, then shall thee not becometh one?"

"Harken to thy Words and thee shalt see! Transformeth thou life shalt be!"

"There shall not, any man, be able to stand before Thee all the days of thy life: dresseth in chain store cloths. Thy bohemian tastes will be with thee: Thy Gods will not fail thee, nor forsake thee."

"Be strong and of a good courage: for unto this people shalt snicker and mocketh thee for thy style, but fear not, the Queeble art with thee, the Word of Thy Gods shall protect thee! Fear not their words of ridicule but rise up to fabulousness, for they art condemeth to a life of drudgery and dullness."

"Only be thou strong and very courageous, that thou mayest observe to do according to all the Word, which Thy Gods commandeth thee: turn not from it to the right hand or to the left, that thou mayest prosper whithersoever thou goest."

"Out of thy closet must come all that art not worthy!"

"This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth; but thou shalt meditate therein day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success."

"Have not Thy Gods commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy Gods art with thee whithersoever thou goest, for doeth ye not taketh thy iPod with thou?"

And the multitudes answered Thy Gods, saying:

"All that thou commandest us we will doeth, and whithersoever thou sendest us, we will go, and nay, shalt we ever cloaketh thyselves in cheap, poorly made chain-store rubbish again, but be resplendant as Our Gods commandeth shall we be!"

And the Gods weret verily happy that the multitudes did hearken unto Thy words in all that They commandest them for they could not abide bad fashion sense for did it not leadeth unto a dull life?