He wert verily bloated liketh a toad fish. He looketh like shit!
Art this why there wert no press photos before-eth the tour?
Let us hope-eth and pray that He manages much begatting to regain-eth His trimness.
Willing wenches cometh unto the fore!
And whoforeart art His barber? He shouldst thusly be-eth crucified!
Q: What art Paul-eth Rodgers doing when Roger the Divine and Brian the Wise art singing?
A: He doth thusly playeth Nintendo DS in the wings...he hath pictochat!
Nay, Nay...He art reading the lyrics for-eth the next song!
Yeah babyeth!
The sound wert verily dodgy!
Nay, it wert goodly...clean-eth out thine earwax!
Bollocks unto thou - jerkoff!
They art past it! Roger the divine looketh like a giant beetroot about to explode-eth!
Thou knoweth not what thou spaketh of! He wert just counting the beat and spakething unto Himself, Lo! He always do-eth this!
Behold! Thee couldst thusly see nowt but for a poodle head! Thee wert right up the back, next to the fat guy.
Didst thou get the cheap tickets?
Yea! Thee thusly only haveth to sell thy grandmother.
Oh-eth! Thee hath to thusly sell thy brethen AND thy grandmother!
Sucker-eths! Thee won thy tickets in the chook raffle! Ha-eth Ha-eth!