The Queeble family in Gibraltar grew to a large nation, filling the land of Rock.

So the Gibraltarians made slaves of the Queeblers and happy the Queeblers were not.

And was not the King an angry man? for he did try to kill the baby Queeblers.

In this time, the baby Ben of Eltonia was born. To saveth him surely from death he was put in a basket and floatheth down the river.

He was foundeth amongst the bullrushes and raiseth by the Kings daughter.

When Ben of Eltonia was grown, but tall he greweth not for he did not eat of the spinach, he killed a Giltraltarian that was beating a Queebler.

Ben of Eltonia then had to leave Gilbraltar to avoid being slew.

Ben of Eltonia went to the land Down Under where he met a man and married his daughter.