Hilarious Joketh #1

Q> What art thine difference between thou guitarist and thou puppy?

A> Thou puppy will stoppeth whining after a couple of months.

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Hilarious Joketh #2

Q> How doth a Lead Guitarist change a lightbulb?

A> He doth holdeth it and the world revolveths around him.

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Hilarious Joketh #3

Q> What art black and blue and lieth in a ditch?

A> A guitarist who art scribeth too many lead singer jokeths.

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Hilarious Joketh #4

Q> What doth a guitar solo and premature ejaculation haveth in common?

A> Thou knowest it art coming and there art nothing thou can doeth about it.

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Hilarious Joketh #5

Q> How many banjo players doth it take to screweth in a light bulb?

A> Five: one to screweth it in, and four to complaineth that it art electric.

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Hilarious Joketh #6

Q> When art a pixie not-eth at all a pixie?

A> Lo! When He hath His head up a fairy's skirt then He art a goblin !

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Hilarious Joketh #7

Q> Who art the most popular God at the Nudist-eth Colony?

A> Why it art THEE of course! For canst Thee not carryeth a vessel of Vodka in each-eth hand and a dozen donuts! They do-eth not nameth Thee Maximus Cockus for nowt!

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