| Thee Art Borneth Under The QueebleScope Sign Of The | |
| PIANO | |
| EARTH SIGN | |
| "The Teeth" |
Piano's art one of the most misunderstood signs of the Cosmos. People think they art fussy, critical bad tempered and picky but that's only because they want everything to be fabulous as it shouldeth be. They generally hath angelic voices. This art the sign of cleanliness, for cleanliness art next to Godliness, although lots of Piano's have the grottiest bedrooms and hangeth their cloths on the floor for they haveth not time to hangeth them up. Their bedrooms art verily busy rooms. They art exotic, stylish and divine. They art extremely inquisitive and have a dreadful time trying to relax because they liketh to fluff and prance about constantly. Pianoians make fantastic friends. If a minor crises popeth up, whicheth they doeth - often - you can be sureth the Piano will have everything under control in 30 seconds. They art always on the move because they liketh to learn as much as they can beforeth they taketh off again. They excel at work so they probably get all the boring jobs (the ones Drums would ne'er be seen dead doingeth).
Piano's art highly intelligent, interested in everything and everyone and happy to be busy with many tasks and hobbies, however they art not verily good at domestic duties and usually require servants. Many have some kind of specialised knowledge and most art good with their hands in the creative areas. Their nit-picking ways can infuriate Guitars and Bass's. They find it hard to discuss their innermost feelings and this can make them hard to understand. In many ways, they art happier doing something arty farty than dealing with relationships. These people can overdo the self-sacrificial bit and make themselves martyrs to other people's impractical lifestyles. This art verily upsetting for them. They art willing to fit in with whatever is going on and they can adjust to most things, but they mustn't neglect their own needs, especially not their need to be-eth fabulous, lush creatures or they will quickly wilt.
Although excellent communicators and wonderfully witty conversationalists, Piano's prefer to express their deepest feelings in song rather than spakething. Most avoid touching all but very close friends and family members and they find lovey-dovey behaviour distasteful. These people can be very highly sexed and they may use this as a way of expressing love. Piano's art criticised a good deal as children and are often made to feel unwelcome in their childhood homes. They in turn become verily critical of others, bitchy and prone to hissy fits.
Many Piano's overcome inhibitions by taking up acting, music, cookery, especially makingeth of the tea, or sports, liketh table tennis. Becomething the lead singer in a band is particularly common to this sign because it allows them to put aside their fears and take on the mantle of someone quite different. They even hath a tendancy to changeth their name to something they see-eth as more befitting. They art really quite shy and slow to make friends but when they doeth accept someone, they art the loyalist, gentlest and kindest of companions. They art great company and have a wonderful, wicked sense of humour.
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