Messages In This Digest (2 Messages)

1. FOR SALETH: Much Stuff!

Behold! Pray, ,forgiveth thee for advertising here. If thou art interested, please contact thee by private courier pigeon.

Thanks be upon ye!

Candy

Bang! Posters; Nice, crisp and lenticular copy of Bang!; telethscope; Tiger print jockethstrap; set of pipeth cleaners;First Edition Holy Queeble; Red Special (copyethrighted copy); non-lenticular, not-so-nice and not-so-crisp copy of Bang!; Spring New Millennium Plus Five copy of The Queeble Quizacle autographethed by Brian the Wise; Tour Programme from Antipodial Tour complete with tomato sauce stain where Roger the Divine droppeth His sausage upon it (also reeks of stale beer); stereoethphotography of ‘inside Roger the Divines’ Private Confessional’ (mind bogglething!); tin of Albacore Tuna (unopened); Tofu burger; geniune camel hair vest; air sickethness bag; Pontiff Application Form completed by Brian the Wise; Apple Mac-eth Lapethtop (broken); ziplock bag containing burnt hair smell of Cliffus Richards; We Wilst Dack Thee Tour Poster; Queen Minus Tour Poster; camel dung from the camel of Bri the Wi; Barnacles off The Rainbow Worrier (authenticatedeth and copyethrighted); Collection of empty Vodka bottles from The Gods + Prophet Paul tour; Pigeon crap (was in Brian the Wises’ hair); QTel Groupie (inflatable) ; Holy God Ringtones; Queebleopoly Board Game; white clogs worn by Brian the Wise (containeth one toenail clipping and original odour); We Didst Nay Want To Break Free Tour poster; collection of Superclog Comics; Sayeth Sorry Bri sticker; Skanky Scribe Hot List; Roger the Divines Guide To Shagging (47th Edition) (Rogers original ‘after’ cigarette butted out on cover); sequinned frock; Ballet slippers; vase pissed in by Roger the Divine; toothbrush reportedly Belongingeth unto The Lord God Freddie (several bristles missing); Radio Suck Suck FM666 Top 50 chart; Biggus Dickus and Maximum Cockus life-size posters;

2. RE: FOR SALETH: Much Stuff!

BLASPHEMER!

Thou art so totally, entirely, wholly, thoroughly, fully, utterly, absolutely, unreservedly, unconditionally, quite, altogether, downright; in every way, in every respect, one hundred percent, BANNED to the hilt!

How couldst anyone DARE to selleth a collection of stuff such as this!

Stuff such as this shouldst thusly be-eth enshrined upon a sacred mountain, buried in a hallowed tomb, sent upon a world tour to raiseth funds for the Brian the Wise Intellectual Researcheth Fund or even given unto the Censaur as a birthday offering – NOT SOLD!

How dareth thee! Some of this ‘STUFF’ thou shouldst ne’er even OWN! How didst thou get thou grubby little mitts on it? Moveth no further, we art comething to collecteth it!

And then ye must go thither into the desert and flagellate thinself for-eth 40 days and 40 nights and pray for thy wicked, wicked soul.

Token Sycophant

BAN HER!