Thee haveth a guess that Adobe-eth Photoshop wert used to createth the composite of "Watch-eth This Space For-eth Bri's Tofu Lamington Recipe" posted on BRIANTHEWISE.COM. Lo! Thee hath thusly been using similar techethniques to composite thy recipe collectioneth photos primarily to cut a bright subject away from its use-eth-by-date that art beseigeth by devilsih digital noise. The photo of The Lamington art great and so art the font useth, but in the middle of the page there art an obscure outline. Art it thusly capturedeth from a photo or just custom cut out artwork?

If it art a photo, canst we thusly see it and how didst Thou get that smoky pattern?

Also, what version of Adobe-eth Photoshop art Thou using?

Keen Photographer and Worshipper

Christallmighty Smith

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Brian the Wise replieth:

Yea! Thee didst all the Art for-eth this in Adobe-eth Photoshop 7.0 (Thy current version) - the Lord God Freddie "silhouette" art and all the other bits (tantalising crumbs, wafting shredded coconut, dripping chocolate icing-eth) Thee canst and do-eth claim credit for ! It wert created on Thy Lapethtopzzzz!

™BRIAN THE WISE, ©BRIAN THE WISE and ®BRIAN THE WISE willst be-eth on the "Back Cover" art work so DO-ETH NOT COPY IT. It hath been a long, arduous, journey through the kitchen to get-eth all this stuff ready, but Thee art nearly there ! Rattle of-eth those pots and pans! Ha-eth! Ha-eth!

The strange thing art that no-one seemed to notice the Freddie shape (maketh from a cookie cutter) .... Shame be-eth upon ye out there. Take-eth more notice of Thy creations in the future or ye willst all haveth a black mark against thy nameths! Do-eth ye think that I, Brian the Wise, spend hours slavething over a hot fire for nowt?!?

cheers

br the w