Dear Brian the Wise (peace be upon thee)

Thanks and praise be upon Thee for-eth opening thou WISE SMOKE-ETH FREE RESTAURANT.

Thou art a benevolent God and we art eternally grateful unto Thee, oh Wise One.

We thank Thee, Oh Brian the Wise for-eth All-We-Can-Breathe Fresh Air©!

Much Love and Respect-eth Unto Thee

Thous

Mr & Mrs Trundle

PS: May we humbly suggesteth Thou put steak upon the menu? Our boys wert still a bit hungry. The water wert verily nice but it art not that filling.