"The people of this great Land must harken to Thy Word" spake the Lord God Freddie.

"Yea thou art right" spake Roger the Divine "And it art high time we seteth foot upon dry Land, thee doest feel somewhat seasick and thee hath used up all thy travel sickness bags scribing letters to the Media!"

"I needeth to buy some more pipecleaners" sayeth John the Mysterious and he showeth the other Gods his empty pipecleaner bag.

"Behold! They doeth dance funny here in this Land!" sayeth Brian the Wise who was studying the multitudes through His Hubble Telescope, "And what, pray tell, art those funny cloakeths they wear! Mother would not be-eth impressed!"

"Giveth thee a look!" commanded the Lord God Freddie, "Oh deareth! Behold! Send them forth a bolt of satin at once!" he crieth in dismay.

And the Rainbow Worrier saileth on up the Rhine River and dideth come upon Frankfurt.

"Ah, what a glorious town!" crieth the Lord God Freddie "Art it nameth after thy liking?" he asked.

"Thee art being ridiculous" sayeth Brian the Wise, "And stoppeth here we canst, for thee wisheth to go to Berlin!"

"Poodle Poo!" sayeth the Lord God Freddie.

"Stoppeth that at once or thee shalt scribe home to Mother!" sayeth Brian the Wise.

The Lord God Freddie did muttereth under his breath but Brian the Wise could not harken unto what he sayeth.

And Brian the Wise did command the Captain of the Rainbow Worrier to taketh a short cut to Berlin via the route he hath mapped out by the stars.

And Lo! The Rainbow Worrier dideth sail unto Berlin with much ado.

And the Gods dideth put on a show with much plinkething and plunkething, strutething and sashayething and the multitudes did go wild.

Part way through the show, Brian the Wise dideth taketh of the microphone and spake thusly:

guten Abend
Good Evening

and the multitudes were impressed!

Dieses ist das Teil, wohin der Gitarrist Gott erhält zu sprechen
This art the part wherest the Guitar God geteth to spake

Wir sind Ihre Götter
We are thou Gods

Sie sollten stilvoller ankleiden
Thee shouldest dress more stylishly

Gehen Sie weiter und kaufen Sie etwas Satin
Go forth and buy of the satin

Und Perm Ihr Haar mögen einen Pudel
And perm of thy hair like a poodle

Für es wird angerissen
For it art scribed.

And the multitudes there knelt and worshipped thy Hairy Axe God and did thusly vow to dress more stylishly.

"Oh great and fabulous Gods" they crieth "And where doest thou fine frocks cometh from?" they asketh.

"The Holy Mother maketh our fabulous frocks" sayeth the Gods "But Lo! We, merciful and fabulous Gods that we art, hath sent forth bolts of satin and boxes of glitter unto the tailor! Buyeth of the satin and glitter and maketh thine own frocks, ye may!"

"But which tailor?" they crieth.

"Why, that old bloke there in West Berlin" sayeth the Gods.

And the multitudes did rusheth home and spake to their parents. And the parents of the children in West Berlin dideth say 'yea, taketh thou pocket money and buyeth of the satin and glitter.

And the parent of the children in East Berlin dideth say "Ne'er shall ye dress in satin, glitter and peacock feathers! Thou wouldest look ridiculous!"

And the Rainbow Worrier dideth sail off unto the setting of the great ball of fire.

And the parents of East Berlin did contructeth a wall so their children couldeth not buy of the satin and glitter.