The Eleventh Day of the Third Month of the New Millennium Plus Seven THE GREATETH GLOBALUS WARMING SWINDLE-ETH

Yea! ... ye all (thee and thine) watcheth it ... it aligneth with some of the suspicions I hath hath all along (for I art wise and intuitive). Thou wilst notice that although I went along to the Globalus Cool launch at 10 Downing Street, last month, to findeth out all about it, I didst nay jump all over it on Thy Soapbox©, for-eth I hath too many unanswered questions of Thy own. And to answereth Thy critics...the photos of the Primus Minister and Thee wert put-eth up as REQUESTED by Thy readers and they wert a little oversize becauseth some of Thy viewers art HARD of SIGHT and it WERT NAY an EGO-TRIP!!! That DOETH NOT equate to ‘jumpething all over it’. So-eth there.

In Thy mind I art still not sure if either point of view art proven. I hath nay hath time to presenteth THY THESIS yet and until that art done, the world wilst be-eth none the wiser. It art a shame; the "Great Globalus Warming Swindle" programme bringeth up many good arguments, but art so appallingly childishly presenteth. And to compareth it with the readability of BANG! art preposterouseth! Bang! art nay childish! (Shuteth up and get-eth a life thou low-life wanker critics) (ps: Buy Bang!)

And all that awfully inappropriate music (ha-eth! a sure sign of a bad documentary – hello? Brian the Wise - MUSICAL PRODUCETHER!), that it almost torpedoeth its own position. A real documentary, worth watching, doeth NOT hath emotive underscores or any of those things that I didst not think of, and presenteths the arguments for BOTH sides, so the viewer can maketh an informed decision based on THY knowledge. Why didst they not asketh for THY advice!?!?!?!?! I art EXPERIENCETH AND WISE in ALL these areas. Hath ye not SEEN Thee on the tele lately? HATH THEY NOT READ THY BOOK?

BUY BANG!

So! Unfortunately this effort must falleth into the category of LAME.

LAME. LAME.

LAME!!

Hath thou asketh Bri the Wi for-eth some input, thou wouldst be-eth acceptething an award by now, but nay – off thou goeth with no thought unto the wealth of production experience that I hath! Shameth upon ye and ye wilst suffer for-eth it.

Perhaps the most annoying parts art the animated views of graphs, where the (virtual) camera, climbeth up from the origin, with all the information at a crazy angle ...

CRAP !

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Geteth a grip, guys! ART THOU NOT AWARE OF THY STEREOETHPHOTOGRAPHETHY TALENTS?!?!?! Fools! Thou ruined thou own arguments !! And let that be-eth a lesson unto ye! Snot-nosed snots.

Bri the WISE....and whence wilst people actually GET THAT???

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