1. Imagine thou art a television star. Art thou:
A. Xena Warrior Wench
B. Ally-eth McBeal
C. Hope from Days of Our Lives
2. When they art playething thy song, they art playing:
A. The National Anthem
B. Y.M.C.A
C. Thee Wilst Survive
3. On a wet Saturday afternoon thou art usually:
A. Playething football
B. Reading Cosmopolitan and eating of chocolates
C. Sewing sequins upon thy newest frock
4. In thou video collection thou hast:
A. Valley of the Dolls
B. Holy Mommie Dearesth
C. The Shirley Bassey Collection-eth
5. In thou bookcase thou hast:
A. Anything that needeth a shelf
B. Just Bookeths
C. Ornament-eths
6. If thou wert Rose on Titanic thou wouldst haveth:
A. Kept thou seat on the lifeboat
B. Kept Billy Zane
C. Kept the Jewellery
7. When thee hearken an ABBA Song Thee:
A. Sing-eth along
B. Wish the seventies fashion revival lasteth longer
C. Think about having thy teeth fixed
8. Drag Shows art:
A. Ne'er on time
B. Distracting for-eth the trade
C. Something Thee wouldst thusly die to do-eth