ANSWERS:
If thou hath actually taketh this quiz then thou obviously art only a few sequins short of a debut sweetie-eth.
If thou honestly answereth all of the questions then of course thou couldst be-eth a real Drag Queen.
How real? Check-eth of thy answers.
1. Imagine thou art a television star. Art thou:
A. Xena Warrior Woman
Thou hath the warrior spirit but thou probably prefer-eth overalls to high heels.
B. Ally-eth McBeal
Thou art a frustrated new age guy just trying to understand, art thou not?
C. Hope from Days of Our Lives
Thou hath chosen well grasshopper.
2. When they art playething thy song, they art playething:
A. The National Anthem
Of course-eth everyone mimes the second verse - badly, but thou wouldst haveth to be-eth verily imaginative to find-eth good choreography for it.
B. Y.M.C.A
Sorry - thou canst wear-eth a frock once a year only, and thou canst keepeth thou moustache
C. Thee Wilst Survive
Of course thou wilst sweetie, and remember to let them see thy nails.
3. On a wet Saturday afternoon thou art usually:
A. Playething football
Watching Yea. Playething - Noooooo!
B. Reading Cosmopolitan and eating 0f chocolates
Possssssibly!
C. Sewing sequins upon thy newest frock
Yea!!
4. In thy video collection thou hast:
A. Valley of the Dolls
Definite Drag Queen potential-eth.
B. Mommie Dearesteth
Definite Queen potential-eth
C. The Shirley Bassey Collection
Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea!
5. In thy bookcase thou hast:
A. Anything that needeth a shelf
This answer showeth the required sense of organisation for any drag dressing room.
B. Just Bookeths
Then just readeth honey!
C. Ornamenteths
This answer showeth a sense of decoration which suits a career in costume makething on a shoestring budget.
6. If thou wert Rose on Titanic thou wouldst haveth:
A. Kept thy seat on the lifeboat
B. Kept Billy Zane
C. Kept the Jewellery
Thou shouldst hath chosen all of these sweetie-eth.
7. When thee hearken an ABBA Song thee:
A. Sing along
Who wouldst not?
B. Wish the seventies fashion revival lasteth longer
What thou lack in fashion sensibility thou probably gain in appreciation-eth of platform shoes.
C. Think about having thy teeth fixed
Those close ups on the old videos maketh thou realise what miming art all about, do-eth they not?
8. Drag Shows art:
A. Ne'er on time
Of course they are not - but thou win points for-eth this answer. Drag Queens shouldst always be-eth first with the obvious.
B. Distracting for-eth the trade
Sorry dear-eth - thou true passions lie-eth elsewhere.
C. Something thou art dying to do-eth
At last the truth art out there! That wert not so painful wert it?