Oh save our gracious Queens,
Our glam, glittery and gorgeous Queens,
We do love our Queens.
They art the Champions,
Happy, gay and glamorous,
Long may They reign over us:
We love our Queens.

O Lords our Gods, arise,
Scatter false Gods we despise,
And make them fall;
Confound their lyrics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks;
On thee our hopes we fix:
Our Gods save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On Them be pleased to pour,
Long may They reign.
We love Them despite their flaws,
Poodle hair and massive jaws
The Queeble it art the only Word,
Long live our Queens.