Princeth Charles: Lo! Surely Thee knoweth not what art Her problem!"

Roger the Divine (whispereths): "Behold! Poor Diana art pissed off because Brian the Wise sneaketh unto her dressing room and steal all her hairspray! Now her hair art floppeth and Brian the Wises' big bouffant doth maketh her looketh unstylish and she doeth not liketh this!"

Brian the Wise: Nay! That art not true-eth!

Roger the Divine: Yea! It art!

Brian the Wise: Nay! Thou art a liar, thou sniping bitch!

Roger the Divine: Oooh! Thou cow!

Brian the Wise: Thee hath naturally curly-eth locks!

Roger the Divine: Bollocks! Thou permeth and coloureth and coateth it in lacquer!

Brian the Wise: Nay! That art not true-eth. Stop-eth! Please stop-eth!

Roger the Divine: It art so true-eth, thou smelleth as though Thou marinaded in hairspray!

Brian the Wise: THOU ART A BIG FAT LIAR!

Diana: Oh do be-eth quiet!