Hath The Holy Queeble lost-eth its marbles?
“Pah!” Queeblers art crying in a unison of delusion. “The Holy Queeble pulleth thine legs with tales of Knighthood!”
Staunch Queeblers art questionething their faith after struggling to believeth that Brian the Wise or Roger the Divine wouldst covet a knighthood.
A survey by the Daily Queeble hath revealeth that 97.38446% of Queeblers over the age of 11 hath trouble believing that Brian the Wise or Roger the Divine wouldst wanteth to be-eth knighted by the Queen. The Lord God Freddie, on the other hand, wouldst thusly revel in such an honour – especially the ceremony if it wert followed by an outrageouseth party.
Top reasons for this disbelief art:
Queeblers art also distresseth by suggestions that their beloved Brian the Wise art turnething into a Grumpy Old Fart.
Queeble Prophets hath just issueth this statement:
O faithful Queeblers - we bullshit thee not! We hath proveth beyond a doubt that Brian the Wise DOTH INDEEDY covet a knighthood AND He art a Grumpy Old Fart. Lo! Even if He wert NOT a God, if He liveth in the world as a humble musician using the alias of BRIAN MAY he wouldst indeed STILL be-eth thus! And we canst proveth it!
Goeth here and ye wilst see-eth proof afore thou very eyes!
And Roger wouldst covet a knighthood if it got-eth Him extra shags in any language!
And thereforeart, The Queeble Prophets doth solemnly urgeth ye all to HATH FAITH!!!