LO! HEARKEN! EATETH OF TOO MANYETH HAYSEEDS HATH THEE!
THY MUSTETH POOP IN A JAR!
BRINGETH THEE A POOP VESSEL AT ONCETH!
THY APPETITE FOR HAYSEEDS KNOWETH NO BOUNDS BUT LO! IT ART GREAT FIBRE!
THIS ART POWERFUL!
WHERE ART THINE POOP VESSEL? HURRYETH!
oh deareth, too-eth late....