The Twentieth Eighth Day of the First Month of the New Millenium Plus Four

And the Lord God Brian the Wise did suggest unto the people that the heavens, the stars and the universe, including rainbows, were actually created by Adobe Photoshop but with trickery, they couldeth, in fact, maketh of their own imitation rainbows by squirting thou hoses high in the air away from the giant ball of fire.

and Thy flock dideth as they were bid by Brian the Wise, spraying thy hoses until, 'lo', mini rainbows formeth, but then, the fires of hell did breaketh loose, for all the City Councils did descend upon the Australians, for there yonder, in that place of the sunburnt land, was in order severe water restrictions, for Thy Gods were very skimpy with their raineth on that land.

Thy spraying of thine hoses did emptyeth the tanks and dry up the rivers, dams and streams and the hose sprayers were shunned from the rest of the world and did hangeth their heads in shame and speweth for they knew of Brian the Wise and His trickery. And the despondent Aussies did crieth unto Brian the Wise, Why for art thou deceive us and maketh thy to waste all thine precious water?

'Thou art lowly Australians of Convict Begatting and I, the mighty Brian the Wise, Lord of All Things Upper Class will not breaketh bread with thee! Be gone and stop your whinging!

And Brian the Wise did snicker for he loved to get the Aussies in trouble.