Kuso!!!

Thee canst scarcely believe-eth thine eyes!!! Not only didst Thou steal thy Koto when thee wert but a child, Thou also stealeth Thy Hummingethbird!?!?

Dost Thou haveth no conscious???

What a plonker Thou art!!!

Obviously I wert too distresseth o'er thy Koto to notice thy Hummingethbird wert missing also, but it art unmistakethably THINE!!! Thee canst telleth by the markings thee left upon it as a child!

Couldst Thou stoopeth any lower? Thee thinketh that Brian the Wise wouldst thusly stealeth anything that wert not naileth down.....or anything that wert naileth down!

.....Lo! Thee didst wonder what happeneth unto that bloke on the cross!!!

Fujisuzukimitsubishiko!