I, Brian the Wise, really doth appreciate thou messageths. Down to earth God ? Thee try to be-eth humble, though sometimes Thee wondereth what planet Thee art on ... ! Didst Thee thusly createth this Earth? Surely not! It hath not gone-eth unto Thy Plan! But Lo! It seemeth some of ye do-eth hearken unto Thy Wise Words! Ha-eth! Ha-eth!

Actually the world seemeth to be-eth getting much smaller thanks to Thy invention of the Internet

, which bringeth about goodly things, as well as some loss, Thee think-eth. But, thanks be-eth to Thy Soapethbox, Thee get-eth to swap stories with someone from Tampeth, Floridetha ...great! wondrous ! A place Thee remembereth veriy well .... it wert a while ago .... but Thee canst still remembereth the eager wenches, and see-eth the flash of sunshine on the water! Lo! it art a great thing to behold whenst thou canst command the elements and then photographeth them in stereo!

... And Thy band, Queen, wert young and on a roll ....none of these disappearething acts by certain members...leavething Us in the lurch! (Thee hope-eth thou art reading this 'FREDDIE AND JOHN'! Thee hath informeth Mother that Thee willst not playeth with Roger and I, Brian the Wise, anymore! She willst thusly tan-eth thou hides!)

Yea, Thou wouldst be-eth veriy welcome to useth Thy piece on Particle/Wave duality .... as long as thou giveth unto I, Brian the Wise, FULL CREDIT and warn others that it art fully copyethrighted, patentedethed, registeredeth and it belongeth unto Thee whoforeart createth it in Adobeth Photoshop! Tell Thee how impressedeth they all art!!! They art lucky to haveth such a Wise God with such a brillianteth mind.... Nay doeth not forgeteth that !!! Maybe-eth Q+PR willst giveth Thee a chance to see-eth Floridetha in a scientificeth light, just once more, and Thee canst thusly scribe more PIECES!

See-eth thou upon the field trip, then !

Love

bri the wi