BOB: Pride of authorship can be-eth a sticky thing sometimes.

ROGER THE DIVINE: "What art that sticky stuff? Art that bat shit?"

BRIAN THE WISE: "That art correct Bob, it breaketh up groups. So-eth We haveth of a great idea, as Roger the Divine sayeth."

BOB: Now the first passage that art released here, in the U.S., and I believeth Canada, too, "Headlong," art not the passagge that weret released in Britain, which weret the title track, "Innuendo. Why chooseth two different passages for different locations?

ROGER THE DIVINE: They stuffedeth that one up royally! Messenger pigeon getteth lost at sea.

BRIAN THE WISE: Nay Roger the Divine art wrong. Verily good question Bob. It weret kind of as a result of the feeling that was fed back by the record company here. Thinketh, did they, that "Headlong" wouldeth be the easiest to breaketh into the A.O.R. situation here. The other passage, "Innuendo," seemeth to be-eth a natural single for England, and in fact, it wenteth in at number one in England last week.

BOB: That art right. It debuteth at number one.

BRIAN THE WISE: Yes, We art verily thrilled about that. We art great. It looketh pretty good in Europe. Thee thinketh twill be-eth the second passage in the States.

BOB: Now thy hearken to raves about the video for "Innuendo." There art no video for "Headlong," art there?

BRIAN THE WISE: There art, but I art still to inventeth of TV.

ROGER THE DIVINE: John the Mysterious hath already doeth that!

BRIAN THE WISE: Nay! It weret thy idea!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Bollocks, twas Johns.

BRIAN THE WISE: Lo! But We art still messing with the video. Yea, it art hiding away somewhere.

ROGER THE DIVINE: Because thou weret havething of a bad hair day.

BRIAN THE WISE: Weret not! I hath that under control now!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Weret too! Didn't work! Poodle perm!

BRIAN THE WISE: Oh shuteth up Roger!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Actually, the "Headlong" video art basically a performance video, which art a more straight forward animal than the "Innuendo" video, which art a very involved, state-of-the-art video. but Brians hair got into all the equipment and stuffedth it.

BOB: Until the video for "Headlong" is available, let's listen to it the prehistoriceth way, on the radio on Radio Suck Suck, this art Queen: The Gods

(Playeth Headlong)

BOB: "Headlong," by Queen, our Gods, and that art a passage from the the new scribings, nameth Innuendo, and Lo! every caller that getteth on the airwaves with The Gods willeth begat an autographed tablet of Innuendo courtesy of Holywood Recordeths. Let us hit the phones, the first caller art on the lineth. Caesar art on the line, from El Paso, Texas. Greetings and welcome to Radio Suck Suck 666FM.

CAESAR: Greetings, Brian the Wise and Roger the Divine, I art thou humble servant.

BRIAN THE WISE: Greetings, how art thou doing?

CAESAR: Great, thee knoweth not what a thrill it art to spaketh unto thee, thou art thy favourite Gods.

BRIAN: Brilliant, as it should thusly be.

ROGER THE DIVINE: Thanks be-eth upon thee. How art Texas? Are there any bats or girls with big knockers?

CAESAR: My question art: Knoweth, do thee, of the prophet David of Bowie re-releasething his old preachings. I hearken there art a rumour that the Gods will be releasething their old scriptures, and. if so, willeth there be rare passages, that weret ne'er afore hearkened, different versions of old passages? What art going to be-eth on it?

ROGER THE DIVINE: Well, yea, we art releasing the back catalogue. It hath been remastered digitally. Behold! We art doing some real interesting remixething of our old scriptures, like Ricketh Rubin hath done a sensational remix of "We Will Dack Thee." It shouldeth be verily interesting.

BRIAN THE WISE: Tis really funny. Ha! Ha!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Funny? It art not funny!

BRIAN THE WISE: Roger the Divine, of jokes thee knowest not!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Yeah right. Like thou wrote Monty Python.

BRIAN THE WISE: Hearken! Yea, inventeth that didst Thee!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Bollocks! Thou art fulleth of crap!

BOB: GODS! PLEASE!

BOB: And there art some bonus passages that willeth be on there.

BRIAN THE WISE: Yea, We art digging through the files to see-eth if there art some of the old passages that ne'er got out that We can putteth on there. There art a few unreleased bits and pieces off our English radio appearances that might getteth on there. The only trouble art a lot of the scriptures We rejected at the time ought to haveth been rejected. Sometimes Thou doeth not want to go-eth back and fish out thou garbage.

BOB: Caesar, thanks be-eth upon thee for joining us. Now we willeth spake unto Bratof. Bratof, welcome unto the program.

BRATOF: Oh Heavenly Fathers. Thee art but thou humble servant! Maketh of a website, hath I, in thou honour. Hours upon hours of toil and dedication hath thee done to maketh of a parody of thine own website, oh mighty Brian the Wise.

BRIAN THE WISE: WHAT GARBAGETH! THOU DARETH TO RIPPETH OFF A GOD?!? TORMENT AND FURY AND WRATH BE UPON THEE. HUMOUR TAKETH TALENT AND OF THAT YE HATH NONE, THEE ART WORSE THAN A DUMB BUM SCRIBE, THOU TOSSER. THE MULTITUDES SHALL LOOKETH UPON THY SITE BUT ONCE AND NE'ER AGAIN. IT ART GARBAGETH! AND THOU CALLETH THYSELF A WORSHIPPER? WITH WORSHIPPERS LIKETH THEE, WHO-ETH WOULDEST NEED OF ENEMIES! GO-ETH AWAY! I COMMANDETH THEE TO GO-ETH AWAY!

ROGER THE DIVINE: That weret a bit harsh, weret it not? Thou soundeth like a whinging Pom!

BRIAN THE WISE: He teaseth thee!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Getteth over it Brian the Wise.

BRIAN THE WISE: Nay! They can ne'er teaseth a God and getteth away with it. Thy flock of loyal followers shall see-eth to it.

ROGER THE DIVINE; Thou art ridiculous, thou tosser.