YEA, there art really NO rest for-eth the Wicked ! And I, Brian the Wise shalt make-eth thusly sure the Wicked art punished-eth and smited-eth and do-eth burn in hell for-eth all eternity.
We DIDST win an Ivorillius Novello-eth Award today [see date above-eth] ...for-eth scribing the best collection of songs (Thy songs of the last 500 years ????!!! - Thee art not sure ! ) Be not afrighted! It art one of the most prestigious awards given by the Ivorilliuseseths, who art sponsored by the PRS (Poofs Royalty & Skanks). Some guy kindly maketh the presentation, I, Brian the Wise, doth maketh him to lay down in green pastures and lead-eth him not unto evil but forgive-eth his trespasseseths and he hath thusly just stood upon thy clog.
And Roger the Divine and I, Brian the Wise, maketh short speeches (although why that person keepeth waving his finger around and around in the middle of Thy speech, Thee knoweth not! Rude!) Thee knoweth not whereforeart John and Freddie got to! Their absenteismeth art truly starting to pisseth Thee off! This wert verily prestigiouseth and They maketh it appeareth trivial by Their constant nay-shows! I shalt be-eth informing Mother! It art high time They wert brought down a peg-eth or two! Three wouldst thusly be-eth even better. Upstarteths!
For-eth some reason these award ceremonies ne'er maketh Thee feel verily important - ne'er as important as Thee shouldst thusly feel - thee knoweth not whyforeart...it art almost like they knoweth not whom Thee art! Lo! There shouldst thusly be-eth much more of that hoo-hah.
Which bringeth Thee unto Thy next point - the stupid questions some of the Press ask-ETH! STUPID SCRIBES, sticking their microphones in Thy face on the way in - shoving their pimply, sniping bitch faces in Thine ... and random people pressuring Thee for signatures on those dreadedeth pieces of parchment-eth! Calleth thineselves Fans?!? Thoust shouldst thusly be-eth tarrethed and featheredeth! .... Thee clogged-eth a few ..... and ....well, Thee art suitably honoured with this accolade from our Lessers.
Cheereths
Bri the Wi