They wilst be-eth as such:-

The Twenty-sixth and the Twenty-seventh day of the Tenth Month of the New Millenium Plus Five at Saitama Super Arena

The First Day of the Eleventh Month of the New Millenium Plus Five - Nagoya Dome

The Third Day of the Eleventh Month of the New Millenium Plus Five - Fukuoka Dome

LO! MORTGAGE THY GRANDMOTHERS NOW FOR-ETH TICKETS ART ON SALE!

All faithful Queeblers art adviseth that thou attendance wilst thusly ensure-eth thee a place in the Good Book of the Gods.

It art wise to be-eth quick! Front row ticket holders art guarantee-eth a whipping with The Trouser Snake!

There art nay mention of John the Mysterious or The Lord God Freddie.

Brian the Wise hath adviseth the Crew of the RAINBOW WORRIER hoist the main sail, clear the shackles, skull the scurvy and navigate-eth the great circle, and goosenecketh for The Land Of The Rising Sun.

The Captain knoweth not of what Brian the Wise spake-eth but he doth have the boat ready anyway.

Roger the Divine hath placeth an advertismenteth in The Daily Screecher for-eth Able-eth Bodied, Sea Faring Wenches With Biggus Tits.

He hath been inundateth with replieths!