The first thing Thee doeth when spaking of the tour wert to asketh John the Mysterious, (out of-eth the goodness of Thy wise heart) if He wanteth to cometh with Us. It wert Thy idea and not Rogers.

I wert verily sad when He decideth against joining Us. How rude!

How couldst anyone turn down-eth such an offer?!?

He hath a verily limited point of view!

It hearkeneth a little of a 'tanty'!

But that art what thou get-eth whence thou art a spoilt little brat .... it art an art !!

Remindeth Thee to spaketh unto ye about utterly frivolous Shane-eth Be Warned some time ... grrrr... eth!

Cheers

Bri the Wi