QP: Welcome-eth John the Mysterious! Wouldst Thou liketh a cup of tea?

JOHN THE MYSTERIOUS: Yea!

QP: Dost Thou taketh sugar and milk?

JtM: Nay!

QP: Biscuit?

JtM: Thanks be-eth upon thee!

QP: Thou musts be-eth verily pleased about Thou award for-eth the Holy Queeble?

JtM: Yea!

QP: Second year in a row! Dost this mean that the multitudes art still lost-eth and confuseth and find-eth solace in the words and teachings of The Holy Queeble?

JtM: Yea!

QP: Another biscuit?

JtM: Yea!

QP: Dost Thou thinketh The Holy Queeble art aglow with The Spirit Of Queen?

JtM: Yea!

QP: Art Thou and The Lord God Freddie behind all those practical-eth jokes being played upon Brian the Wise?

JtM: Thee knoweth not really.

QP: Hehehehe-eth

JtM: Couldst Thee haveth another cup of tea please?

QP: Of course-eth!

JtM: Thanks be-eth upon thee.

QP: Hast Thou any comments to maketh on Q+PR?

JtM: $&#**#&@%#^@&@(*%^#

QP: Good Lord!

JtM: Thee wilst be-eth off then.

QP: And thanks be-eth upon Thee John the Mysterious for-eth Thou inspirational, if not mysterious, words!

And there ye haveth it, a God of verily few, but well-chosen words, John the Mysterious.

Exclusively brought unto ye by The Holy Queeble and the Queeble Prophets.