| Thee Art Borneth Under The QueebleScope Sign Of The | |
| BASS | |
| AIR SIGN | |
| "The Pipecleaner" |
Bassians are emotionally impulsive and just love being in love. In fact they can getteth quite depressed if they feel unwanted. They art also known as 'Lazy Basses' because they don't like to maketh decisions. They art just happy to goeth with the flow. They art fantastically beautiful in an odd sort of way. People will do anything for them. They art affectionate and sympathetic and intensely interested in people and useful stuff. They love entertaining and lots of good food, which means they art forever complainething that 'thy bum looketh big in this'.
Bassians have a deceptive appearance, looking soft but being tough and quite selfish underneath. Cosmological tradition tells us that this sign art dedicated to marriage but a high proportion of them prefer to remain single, particularly when a difficult relationship cometh to an end.
These people art great to tell secrets to because they never listen to anything properly and promptly forget whatever art spaketh for they art too wrappedeth up in their own ideas. Spaketh unto them and they looketh deceivingly interested, but they art not interested in the slightest in what thee hath to say. The confusion between their desire to co-operate with others and the need for self-expression art even more evident when at work. The best job is one where they art a part of an organisation or group, but able to wandereth off for long absences and maketh their own decisions. They tend to retire early. They art good diplomats but eventually tire of the constant bickering of others and like to wandereth off unto the wide blue yonder, ne'er to be seeneth again.
Bassians art shy and lacking in confidence, nervous and fidgety. All need to findeth a job that entails dealing with creatething useful stuff and which does not wear out their delicate nerves. All Bassians art quite charming, sophisticated and diplomatic, but this can be confusing for others who just thinketh them 'odd'. All have a strong sense of justice and fair play but most hath ne'er the strength to take on a determinedly lame duck. They art often the fourth wheel. They project an image that is attractive, chosen to represent their sense of status and refinement. They art adept breeders. Being inclined to experiment sexually, they art, however, the most faithful of partners but even goody-goody Bassians are terrible flirts when they hath partaken too mucheth of the Vodka.
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