Brian the Wise choke-eth upon his CocoPopeths this morn at the suggestions that Paul-eth Rodgers may be-eth the New Prophet!
Suggestions that we adopt this Kanji as the Kanji of the year make-eth this Gods holy blood boil and his pasty face turn-eth unto a a pulsating putrid purple!
Paul-eth Rodgers didst hath some Kanji letters upon His shirt at the Japanethese shows and behold, it wert actually the Kanji of the Year - how spooky!
Lo! The Japanethese audience wert in awe-eth! Wert this a coincidence-eth or a prophecy?
This Kanji letter doth describe-eth the Japanese social conditions for-eth the year. Couldst this thusly be-eth forecast by Paul-eth Rodgers? Hath he usurpeth the Gods and taketh of the role of Supreme Prophet?
"Nay!" sayeth Brian the Wise, "Tis I, Brian the Wise who inventeth of KANJIŠ and it art I, Brian the Wise, who wilst be-eth doing all the prophecizing! Paul-eth Rodgers art a fake and a fraud and this wilst ne'er be-eth tolerated!"
"Those of ye who sayeth " He must be the prophet?! " art blashphemethers and heathens and ye art blatantly decrying the Word of the Holy Queeble and ye shalt burn in eternal hellfires! I, Brian the Wise, doth hereby predicteth that those who do-eth not follow the Word of the Queeble wilst be-eth in for-eth a really shitty year!"
"Mark-eth Thy Words - for I art God!"