PROPHET SCHMOPHET!
Behold! I, Brian the Wise, art so cut up about this Paul-eth Rodgers Prophet thing that I hath backfireth and blown-eth of an O-Ring!
Lo! Thy stomach art so verily upset that Thee canst nay digest-eth of Thy breakfast cereal!
Instead Thee art farting like-eth a popcorn machine!
Thee hath let Fred out and killed-eth the canary!
Yea! Tis like I hath steppeth on a fart snake!
Lo! Thee art tired of playing the butt bugle!
This slanderousethness must STOP-ETH AT ONCE!
Love,
Bri the Wi (Dr)