"Howst on Earth didst Thou do-eth that?" inquired The Lord God Freddie.

"Adobeth Photoshop!" repliedeth Brian the Wise.

"What art a CD/CD-ROM-eth?" asked The Lord God Freddie.

"It art the new medium!" repliedeth Brian the Wise.

"I art art none the wiser and knoweth not what Thee spaketh of" sayeth The Lord God Freddie.

"Thou should attentdeth the Brian the Wise School Of Knowledge then, and Thee would thusly knoweth of these things. Thee wanteth it broadcasteth on International Television!" commandeth Brian the Wise!

"What art International Television then?" asketh The Lord God Freddie.

"It art an absolutely excellenteth invention of Thine!" boasteth Brian the Wise.

"The multitudes still do-eth not understand Thou last invention - Tupperware! What art that about-eth? It melt-eth upon the cook fire! Vessels of clay shalt never go-eth out of date! So-eth, what art the point of it all-eth?" asked The Lord God Freddie.

"The multitudes all across the Lands can vieweth it from thier homes and it art for charity. All the funds raisedeth shall go-eth unto the Brian The Wise School Of Knowledge!" decreed Brian the Wise.

"That art somewhat self important." declared The Lord God Freddie.

"Nay, it art not! Education of the multitudes art a great thing!" sayeth Brian the Wise.

"Whyforeart They singeth about Pep-eth-si-eth? Thee dislike Pep-eth-si-eth intensely, Thee much prefereth Coketh! sayeth The Lord God Freddie.

"Pep-eth-si-eth art much better-eth!" sayeth Brian the Wise.

"Bollocks!" sayeth The Lord God Freddie "Thou simply spaketh that because-eth Coke-eth do-eth not wish Thee to singeth their praises!" sayeth The Lord God Freddie.

"That art not true-eth! Why art Thou trying to disrupteth Thy marketingeth plans" cried Brian the Wise, "Thee willst tell-eth Mother!"

"Thee thinketh Thee willst go-eth to the Pub!" sayeth the Lord God Freddie.

'WHY DOST THOU NE'ER TAKETH AN INTEREST IN THY INVENTIONETHS?" shouted Brian the Wise.

"FALSE PROPHETS CAN NAY MORE SINGETH THY SONGS THAN THEY COULDST FLY-ETH UNTO MERCURY! IT ART RIDICULOUS! AND I LIKETH COKETH!!!" ranted the Lord God Freddie and He went-eth directly to the pub.

Brian the Wise thusly commanded all the carrier pigeons in the Land to forthwith deliver the CD/CD-ROMeths unto all the Television Broadcasters across the Earth with instructioneths for them to be aired at once for all to see-eth.

The Directors of the Television Broadcasters wert very disrespectful unto Brian the Wise and thought-eth the version of We Will Dack Thee to be-eth inferior to the original Gods version and refuseth to playeth it.

All the Television Broadcasters across the Lands set up a conference call and cameth upon a unanimous decision. Decideth, did they, to sendeth the CD/CD-ROMeths directly to the local KFC (Kweeble Fried Cowdung) outlets, complete with the suggestion-eth they be-eth giveth out for free with the Double Cowdung CheeseBurger Deluxe Value Meals. They hopeth and prayeth that they wouldst thusly hearken no more of it and it would thusly be-eth the end of the story.

Brian the Wise knoweth not of this.