I art scribing unto Thee, Heavenly Father In The Highest,, with regard to Thine Wash Trough on the twenty first day of the seveneth month of the new millenium plus four about the We Will Dack Thee track that Thou didst for Pepsi-eth. Imagine thy surprise when on visiting thy local Kweeble Fried Cowdung outlet thee wert handed a free CD/CD-ROM with amongsteth other things, the music from the adverteth!

It hath also the adverteth in full upon it. Thou mayeth already knoweth of this but thee just thought thee would scribeth unto Thee immediately of this travesty in case Thou dideth not! It seemeth a very sad end for a recording that wert meant for-eth charity.

Lesleyeth

PS In case thy Mother getteth to see-eth this, we hath just returneth from holiday and thee wert too tired to cook.

Brian the Wise reply-eth:

Thanks be-eth unto thee Lesleyeth - I knoweth NOT this and thou art right. It art verily CRAP. A sad end-eth indeed.

Love Bri the Wi