Kuso!!!

Thee see-eth thy Koto upon Thou website and remembereth thusly the day that Thou stealeth it from-eth thee!

Thee crieth and crieth and couldst nay be-eth consoledeth for-eth years!

Why wouldst Thou thusly stealeth of a childs toy?

Thee haveth searchethed and searchethed for-eth years for thy Koto!

Thou art right whence Thou sayeth that thee be-eth 45 now. Thee hath spent the last twenty years in therapy because-eth of THOU! Whyforeart didst Thou steal Thy Koto? It art like-eth takething candy from a baby, thou MONSTER!

Yea, Thou art correcteth! Thee hath just haveth thy 45th birthday and thee art now a black belt in Karate-eth, Judo-eth, TaiChieth and thee art also-eth a Sumo Wrestler - World-eth Champion-eth!

Thee art thusly comething to get-eth THOU and THY KOTO!!!

Be-eth warned!

Fujisuzukimitsubishiko!