Lo! Thee hath ne'er played guitar live in We Will Dack Thee in Las-eth Vegas, but, behold! That art about to change-eth!
T'wert to be an informal droppeth-in moment but since the dumb-bum scribes got a hold of the news and leaketh all over the Lands, Thee hath decided to turn-eth it into a Heroic Adventure! Ha-eth! Ha-eth!
Yea, Thee shalt weareth of the Holy Cloths, perhaps Thy Chip Buttie Man Ensemble, or, perhaps something new and wondrous!
At least Thee willst be covered up, ye willst be-eth relieved to harken, Thee doth ne'er strut around half naked like The Lord God Freddie!
Thy cover-eth of Thy rude bits.
Thy trusty servant hath bought Thy trusty Fireplace to the trusty Land of Nevada.
Hark! Twill be-eth a major concert appearance, so gather unto Thee, Thy flocks!
Thee hath thusly devised a way (in Adobe-eth Photoshop nonetheless) to appear-eth as an APPARITION upon the stage, Glowing and Radiant and Holy and all Apparitiony!
Thou multitudes there shall be-eth blown away.
Bri the Wi ROCKS! But ye knoweth of this already! Ha-eth! Ha-eth!
Cheer-eths!
Land of Nevada Bri the Wi