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Dear John the Mysterious,

It just occurred to me that whilst you are not going to participate in the upcoming Gods + Paul Rodgerseth Tour, you may in fact be considering your OWN TOUR in the near future!!
The idea makes me very excited and I am busy crocheting pipecleaners into scarfs and banners as you read this letter.
One thing I must ask though, would you call your tour Gods + or do you consider it 'done to death'?

Yours
Excited At The Thought

Dear Excited At The Thought

How verily kind of thee to become excited by my thought.
Thy answer art "No"
Well....
Probably not...
In fact, hold on one moment....

Dost thou need a majority to nameth one's tour Gods + ?

Sorry, I really don't know.

Mysteriously,
John the Mysterious