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Dear Lord God Freddie,

Thou art not participating in the upcome-ething tour of Gods + Paul-eth Rogers?
Verily hard to believe-eth. Whyforeart not?

Praise be-eth unto Thee in the Highest,
A still grieving,
Granny Dinsdale

Dear-eth! (sorry about thy cat - Brian the Wise art a shocking driver!)

Thee art still trying to catch-eth the bloody ostrich to sew-eth feathers upon Thy G-string.
The bloody thing keeps pecking Thy sequined gold lame chaps. Thee canst possibly go-eth on Tour looking so common. Thee simply must haveth ostrich feathers on Thy G-string!
Roger the Divine and Brian the Wise art nowt but arseholes for-eth not waiting until Thee art ready, lush and glorious. One wilst ne'er forgive-eth them.

Bitterly,
The Lord God Freddie