And immediately the Angel of the Wise didst smote her, because she gaveth not Brian the Wise the glory: and she wert eaten of worms.

“Lo!” sayeth the Angel of the Wise unto Linda Labotomy, “ Thou art full of mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Wise? And now, behold, the hand of the Wise art upon thee, and thou shalt be blind, not seeing the sun for a season. And immediately there fell on her a mist and a darkness; and she went about seeking some to lead her by the hand”

And so be-eth it, and let-eth that be-eth a lesson unto disobedient scribes!

For-eth Brian the Wise sayeth unto ye:

“Giveth unto Thee bad reviews and Thee wilst heap mischiefs upon ye; Thee wilst spend Thine arrows upon ye. Ye shalt be-eth burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat, and with bitter destruction. Thee wilst also send-eth the teeth of beasts upon ye, with the poison of serpents of the dust. The sword without, and terror within, shall destroy ye, all of ye including the man of gray hairs”

Be afeared! Be verily afeared!

Love,

Bri the Wi