THE FALSE PROPHETS OF THE RINGS IN TORONTO

Tee-eth Hee-eth! Yea, a quiet smile from The Gods on this ...this art the production which (rather arrogantethly) sayeth (unto the multitudes!) that they wert going to take-eth over the Dominion-eth Theatre when We Will Dack Thou ran-eth out of steam-eth.

Behold! They got fed up of waiting - ha-eth ha-eth!!

The False Prophets of the Rings - the Musical ???!! The mind boggleth ....all those 3 testaments (of poppycock and nonsense) in one evening ... with songs as well-eth !! ?? Thee thinketh not!

Thee wilst holdeth Thy breath until Thy turneth blue in Thy face !!

Couldst be-eth one of the daftest-eth idea-eths in a long time !!

But good luck to 'em (in Thy most condescending manner) !

Love

Bri the Wise and Most Important and Experienced Musical-eth Producer of All Time-eth!