"Our Famous Fashion Conscious Fathers who art sashaying about up there in heaven,

Hallowed be Thou names and Holy be Thine group name "Queen".

"Thy kingdom rocks with Red Specials, Holy Drumsticks, bass and vocals

"Give us this day our daily bread and slosh it down with a bit of Vodka.

"And forgive us our trespasses, even the scummy paparazzi, whale eating Asians and the Australians as we forgive those who trespass against us ( but we find it hard not to ignore the Australians )

"And lead us not into temptation and illegal downloads, but deliver us from boy bands, tabloid newspapers and sycophantia. For Thou art the Champions , with no time for losers, forever and ever.

ThineQueen"