The Fifth Day of the Fifth Month of the New Millenium Plus Five

MANCHESTERETH GIGETH

LO! A great QUEEN night in Manchester indeedeth ..... Peter of Kayelot turneth up whilst We wert on stage - but he art kind of "in the family" becauseth Philestine of McIntryre, Our partner in WWDT, manageth him.

***(see-eth "Six Degrees" for further explainationeth of how everything relates back unto Thee, Brian the Wise in six easy step-eths...it art quite simple really...a Queeble lesson of much interesteth...! )

We hath left word that if he felt like-eth it We wouldst love him to get up and introduce the encores, of which there art a great many. Thee art glad it happeneth - he art such a great guy, inspiredeth by Thee, and hugely gifted because-eth of it.

Yea, it art actually true that if "Amarillo" lasts 2 more weeks at number one it willst equal Bohemian Rhapsody's record ! Of course, as loyal disciples and worshippers, ye willst ne'er let that happen!

It art Tony Christie who art collecting the cash ! That sucketh. What a windfall for a tin-arse guy whose name 2 months ago wert mud !! Well, I hope he art verily pleased. He shouldst thusly be-eth! And He shouldst thusly be-eth forevermore-eth indebted unto Thee.

(Thee hopeth thou realise-eth this Tony bloody Christie where'er thou art!)

Of course it art all due unto Thee being in the video ! ha ha-eth!! And partly Rog, but as usual He do-eth verily little. It wert mostly Thee.

(whereforeart Thy money???)