Dr Wises Amazingeth New Discoveryeth!

Yea! There art water on Mars! Thee knoweth this for-eth the longest time.

NASA art all plonkers! Whyforeart doeth they not asketh Thee? Art Thee not the Wisesteth God Of All!

Mirror, Mirror Upon the Walleth
Whoforeart the Wisesteth God Of All?

Why it art I, Brian the Wise!