MCSHIT

MacServant: Wherest dost Thou goest?

Brian the Wise: Thee art go-ething unto thy loo!

MacServant: Art Thou go-ething for-eth a McSHIT?

Brian the Wise: Nay!

MacServant: Thou hath nay intention of buying of our food, doth Thee?

Brian the Wise: Nay! It art crap-eth!

MacServant: Then Thou art havething a McSHIT with Lies!

Brian the Wise: How dare-eth ye spaketh unto Thee that way! Curses be-eth upon thy food!