Name: www.queeble.com
Relationship to missing person: Prophet
Email of filer: queeblesback@yahoo.com.au
Any information pertaining to the Missing Gods (below) should be directed IMMEDIATELY to queeble.com A reward is offered for any information leading to the discovery of the whereabouts of said missing Gods. Please call 1800 WHERE-FORE-ART-THOU. Any information will be treated with the utmost confidentiality and you will not be required to identify yourself should you not wish to do so.
Grave fears are held for the unity of Queebality and much unrest bubbles beneath the surface of religion. It is rumoured that breakaway sects are being formed in underground circles. Why, only last week 24 pulpits, 1 tabernacle, 67 pews and 1 large crucifix were delivered to an office in Brixton registered to the suspiciously named company "May There Be-eth Wise Words of Wisdom"!!!
Name: The Lord God Freddie
Passport # 0000001
Citizen and resident of which city/country: Ruler of Earth
At which location was the missing person last seen: Taking a break from Godding down at the local Inn, enjoy a few bottles of Vodka with Roger the Divine. After winning a peeing contest, The Lord God Freddie was heard to say He needed some ostrich feathers to sew on his gold lame g-string as it was "far too tame to be seen in a public peeing contest with darlings".
To whom did the missing person last spake/email: Roger the Divine and the local lap dancers but they were too pissed to take much notice, thinking that He would raid the local chook pen and probably pluck the poor unsuspecting rooster.
Male/Female: Male with an exceptionally large appendage and doesn't drink like a girl like Brian the Wise.
Identifying features: Has protruding teeth but apart from that, is perfect.
Height: Overall Charisma seems to dwarf mere mortals in any situation.
Hair Color: Exotic Black Velvet (L'Oreal Because He's Worth It)
Name: John the Mysterious
Passport # 0000003
Citizen and resident of which city/country: Ruler of Earth
At which location was the missing person last seen: Taking a break from Creaton, John the Mysterious dropped in to the same Inn as Roger the Divine and The Lord God Freddie but struck up an interesting conversation with a Lap Dancer about the uses of pipe cleaners and was last seen heading in the direction of the nearby manger.
To whom did the missing person last spake/email: The Lord God Freddie, with whom he was overheard discussing salami.
Male/Female: Quiet Unassuming Male.
Identifying features: At first appears quite ordinary looking, but upon further scrutiny has a mysterious air.
Height: About the same as The Lord God Freddie though not quite as charismatic.
Hair Color: Distinguished/Mysterious and in no way permed.