JOHN THE MYSTERIOUS: Yea!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Nay! I thinketh We should thusly set sail unto Montroweth! It art beautiful there!

THE LORD GOD FREDDIE: Montroweth? Nay Roger, that art but a boring place! Thee needeth to be-eth pampered, wrappeth in a kimono, bathed and served green tea and saki! Therefore, Thee thusly sayeth unto ye, that Thou and Thee shouldeth thusly go-eth forthwith unto Japethaneth!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Nay Freddie, We shouldeth thusly go-eth unto Montroweth and recordeth some scribings. We needeth to work! Thee and Thou needeth to scribeth more words of wisdom foreth Ye multitudes there that Ye and Thou may knoweth Thy wisdom!

BRIAN THE WISE: Gods! Gods! Gathereth around if thou pleaseth! Thou archaic English art thusly appalling! Thou use of thee and thou art wrong and Thou pronounciation art up-eth shit creek! For there art those who liketh to getteth of the details correcteth. Please noteth that the Archaic English of which I inventeth hearkens like Smoketh on the Water. Thou art makething a mockery of thy language!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Thou didest not inventeth of the language. John the Mysterious did thusly createth the alphabet in times of yore from His pipe cleaners. He also createth of vowels sounds one dayeth on the crapper!

BRIAN THE WISE: Nay! Thee art wrong. It wert Thy invention!

ROGER THE DIVINE: Bollocks!

BRIAN THE WISE: Wert too! And Thou art usething incorrectly Thy Thees and Thous. Let-eth Thee explaineth! ‘Thou art a personal pronoun. A personal pronoun can taketh the place of a name or a noun in a sentenceth. ‘Thou art a little different as a pronoun becauseth it incorporateth information about social status as well as number. It art the familiar singular form of ye. If thou liveth in mediaeval times thou would use the ‘thou’ form when talking to a loved one or social inferior. In those days, thou lord, nodding acquaintance or some guy thou met on the street wouldest be-th ‘you’. Your wife, your kid and a single servant wouldest be-eth ‘thou’. However, a harem of wives , a gaggle of kids and a bevy of servants wouldest be-eth Ye, because there wert more than one of them.

ROGER THE DIVINE: Whereforeart Thouest Vodka?

THE LORD GOD FREDDIE: Giveth unto Thee a double!

BRIAN THE WISE: Gods! Now payeth attention to what Thee wisely instructeth unto Ye!

ROGER THE DIVINE: More Vodka!

BRIAN THE WISE: Now sayeth after Thee Roger, Thee, Thy, Thou, Ye.

ROGER THE DIVINE: Zee Sow Thor Eor, Oh I do love to be-eth beside the seaside...

THE LORD GOD FREDDIE: Oh I do loveth to be-eth beside the sea !.....

BRIAN THE WISE: Gods! Thou art not payething attention! How doest Thou expecteth to learneth of Thy knowledge?

ROGER THE DIVINE: HICUP!

THE LORD GOD FREDDIE: Excusethhhhh Thee.

BRIAN THE WISE: NAY FREDDIE! IT ART 'EXCUSETH THOU!

ROGER THE DIVINE: BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPP

BRIAN THE WISE: ROGER!

THE LORD GOD FREDDIE; Taketh Thee away to MONTROW......

BRIAN THE WISE: Now, nay, it art not pronounceth MON-TROW, and it art not spelt as Montreaux, but the correcteth spelling of this usually sleepy village art "Montreux". Now payeth attention as I, Brian the Wise, instructeth Thee on the linguisticeth higher educationeth of the art of spakething the true archaiceth English. The correcteth pronounciation art spaketh by spakething something like "MORRRNNNNT" with the "NNNN" disappearething unto the nostrils, reverberating in the ears and coughedeth up with a bit of phlegm and thusly snorted, then producething a unique sound madeth by clearing the phlegm from the back of the throat and spittething at a forty five degree angle to the rising of the fulleth moon on the 27th, and ending in a vowel sound somewhere between a long "eeeeeeeerrrr" and an "ooooooooooooo" !! BUT, if thou straineth too hard, this mayeth thusly causeth flatulence whicheth will unto thusly destroy the soundeth altogether and twill hearken incorrectethly.

ROGER THE DIVINE AND THE LORD GOD FREDDIE: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

BRIAN THE WISE: Well! I never-eth! John the Mysterious! John the Mysterious! Whereforeart Thou John the Mysterious?