Awards Bestowedeth Upon WWW.QUEEBLE.COM

Congratulationeths!
QUEEBLE.COM hath been reviewed
and chosen to bear-eth the 2004 /2005 Holy Grail Award.

Only the best-eth sites art voted to receive-th the Holy Grail Award. The criterioneth for winning remaineth a challenge to even the best Webprophet, artisteths and designers. That being spaketh, the primary benefit of the Holy Grail Award art the recognition of thou commitmenteth to the pursuit of website excellence-eth. Further, it represents that thou work art considered an outstanding website, incorporating high standards of wisdom, originality, instructioneths, guidance, enlightenment-eth and holiness. Most importantly, the Holy Grail Award let-eth others knoweth thou art viewed as a respected-eth professional by thou peers, one who art deserving of recognition-eth. A standing ovation-eth if thou please-eth!

(20th Day of the Eighth Month of the New Millenium Plus Five)

For Outstanding Crucifixion of Scriptures!

Congratulationeths! Thou Holy web-site hath been revieweth and chosen to bear the 2000-2001 Golden Orb Award in recognition-eth of the creation of life, integrity and wisdom and excellence-eth in all things. Praise be upon thee.

(The Seventh Day of the Twelfth Month of the New Millenium)

Reacheth Top Spot on The Nineteenth Day of the Fifth Month of the New Millenium. Thanks be unto thee for-eth voting.

Lo! Thee wert surfing thou website at www.queeble.com and thee didst find-eth thou website REALLY interesting, and informativeth, and thee wouldst thusly liketh to award unto thee "The Dogsballs Award Of Excellence-eth". Congratulationeths, And Best Of Luck For-eth Future Life Upon Earth

(11th Day of the Fifth Month of the New Millenium)

The Media Tart Award

for-eth excellence-eth in promoting The Word According To The Queeble in an awesome fashion