And as sure as night follows day, the darkest cloud hangeth over Brian the Wise and he was conscious of his dandruff.

For Dandruff is a woe that only the hairiest of beings are afflicted with and this affliction was so for Brian the Wise.

The Lord Roger bent down in front of Brian the Wise and let forth a tumultuous blast of light which surrounded Brian the Wise and it's holy radiance dissipated the darkness surrounding him and he lifted his face to the heavens and cried out "Begat you all! For now my Dandruff has melted and my hair is forever curly and I shall savour the halo of folicles forever and a day, amen"

And so it was that from that day forth.

On the eight day the Kings created the Jungle and The Lord Fred begat bananas. And bananas were good and the angels were delighted and all partook of the flavours of the banana.

On the ninth day Brian the Wise said unto the Kings of the World "We have all created and brought beauty and magnificence unto the earth and it is good.

Unfortunately, I have done absolutely more than the rest of you put together and so from this day forth I shall stand taller and my banana will be of a different colour. It is red and it is special and it is good"

And the township of Sycophantia was born and Brian begat all.

On the tenth day the Lord Fred turned on the light while John the Crook was begatting and John the Crook decreed "All who pass this way and see upon my begatting shall inherit the earth".

So the Lord Fred turned off the light and took his chance with the banana and then he created his own light in the image of the Lord Roger because the banana had came to pass.