(as voted by Holy Queeble Devotees)
5) Bono-eth 0.2%
There wert a time whence Bono-eth wert knoweth for rock anthems and silly shades. Now all we knoweth him for art being the Saviour Of The World. Hath he nay hearkened of smashing up hotel rooms and begatting orgies?
4) Georgius Michaelus 0.3%
Georgius – thou art as old as Methusela and thou art still acting like-eth a teen. Leave-eth the getting stoned and slumping o’er car steering wheels for-eth the young. We art over it!
3) Rhonan-eth Keathing 0.5%
Thou maketh Sir Cliffus of Richard looketh like Mickus Jagger! Squeaky-eth clean and polishedeth, thou must be a Brian the Wise Protegee
2) Prophet Paul 3%
Leather Pants! We need sayeth nay more.... Well, nay, but we wilst say-eth that thou art a grumpy old fart.
1) Brian the Wise 96%
Lo! If The Gods wert cereal, Brian the Wise wouldst thusly be-eth All Bran! Art He not the most boring God there e’er wert? All He wants for-eth Christmess art World Peace. All we want for-eth Christmess is a snap of Him rolling drunk in a gutter somewhere with a ciggie hanging out His prim and proper mouth and a lap-eth dancer under each arm!