**The First Day of the Second Month of the New Millennium Plus Six**

LONDON SCIENCE-ETH MUSEUM DEALS MORTAL BLOW UNTO BRIAN THE WISE!

HISTORY OF PHOTOETHGRAPHY© EXHIBETHIT CLOSING FORE'ER!

Thee hearkened this news and Thee wert verily sad, depressedeth and afeared! The London Science-eth Museum art closing its History of Photoethgraphy exhibethit fore'er. Behold! Thee art mortally wounded ... Thee shalt surely die! This wert one of Thy favourite haunts when Thee wert a Godette. At least Thy Holy Ghost wilst live on there, such an inspiring force ...

Woe art Thee! Thy lifes work! Thy research into Stereo-eth Photoethgraphy©. Golly-eth Gosh. Poo! Bugger! Bum!

Dammit, what art going on in Thy World Thee Createth©? All Thy good stuff seemeth to be-eth disapearing from Thy country. England hath lost her interest in Science ! Curses be-eth upon her!

Cheers (from Thy deathbed)

DOCTOR OF SCIENCE-TH©. Bri the Wi

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