L'il Fred Goes Down
Sing joyously to the divine sounds provideth
When I was young my mother said
The word for what you do is wanking
L'il Fred was high and so was I wondering
Holding him out to the light
Then I showed him to ev'ryone
Ev'ryone and anyone could see
Oh oh L'il Fred went down
But then he arose and off he did go
Oh oh L'il Fred went off
Oooh and I'm going blind again
Then I grew up with ev'ryone
And everyone came to play with me
The black and the white distinctively genderless
Unblocking crevices
Opening holes with a back door key
Now L'il Fred is happy you gotta believe it
Oh oh L'il Fred goes down
And I help him out when he gets about
Oh oh L'il Fred goes down
Oooh Then he's up again
And it's dark again
Going blind again.