And so it came to pass that in the Land of the Long White Cloud, the long Rainbow Worrier did maketh a journey between the North and the South Islands and did bring the word of the Queeble with it.

"Howeth doth one pronounceth the names of the towns of this fair land?" enquiredeth the Lord God Freddie Mercury.
"Calleth them all Auckland" replieth John the Mysterious.
"Oh John the Mysterious, thou art mysterious and thou art John but thou also art lazy to the extreme even witheth thy speaking" sayeth the Lord God Freddie Mercury. "Why shouldst thine townships be called Auckland?"
"Teeth" decreed John the Mysterious and did construct a tooth out of pipecleaners.
"Weird" sayeth the Lord God Freddie Mercury.

And so the Rainbow Worrier docked in the harbour of the next village and the Lord God Freddie Mercury did hasten unto the first potential Queebler he saweth and did asketh "What art the name of thine township Oh Potential Queebler?" and the Queebler said unto him "Whacatani" and the Lord God Freddie Mercury did hasten back to the Rainbow Worrier with the news and did spreadeth the news to the Gods.
"The name of this town art Facatani and Facatani art the name of this town" sayeth the Lord God Freddie Mercury "for I canst sayeth Whacatani on accounteth of my teeth".
"Told thee" crieth John the Mysterious and did breaketh the seal on a bottle of Vodka and did passeth around the bottle to the other gods and they did slurpeth and laugheth.
"What other towns are there here Lord God Freddie Mercury?" asketh Roger the Divine.
"Whukacowee, Whukaducky and Whukmededee" answereth Brian the Wise before the Lord God Freddie Mercury couldeth embarrasseth himself again.
"Sayeth them Freddie!!" squealeth Roger the Divine and John the Mysterious who art slowly getting pissedeth on Vodka. "Fukacowee, Fukaducky and Fukmededee art the names of the towns and the names of the towns art Fukacowee, Fukaducky and Fukmededee" and the Lord God Freddie Mercury did also laugheth and drinketh and maketh up other town names to say.

"Lord God Freddie Mercury, listenth to me, for I art Brian the Wise and I doth knoweth that thou canst sayeth the names of the towns of this wondrous land with thine teeth and so thou shouldst not sayeth "Hello My Little Queeblers of Whukaducky" for thou couldst enrageth the townsfolk with thine mispronounciation and the word of the Queeble may not reach potential Queeblers thusly and verily"

"Whuck off" mouthethed the Lord God Freddie Mercury and Roger the Divine and John the Mysterious did rolleth on the deck of the Rainbow Worrier and did cry out for needle and thread for their sides art splitting in merriment and pissedethness on Vodka.

"I want to singeth the word of the Queeble in Fukaducky" sayeth John the Mysterious and the other Gods did stop their laughingeth and did stareth at him.

"That art more than 4 words Oh John the Mysterious and thy fellow Gods are astoundeth at thine eloquence!"

"Turneth on my microphone for the Fukaducky Gathering and I shall sing" demanded John the Mysterious and the Gods sayeth "Yes" but meaneth "NO!" for John the Mysterious hath a voice that would maketh a man eat the crutch outeth of a low flying duck.
And they did drink more and did passeth out.

And so it came to pass that the great Queeble gathering dreweth near in the town of Whuckaducky and the Gods did ensure that the microphone attachedeth to John the Mysterious was dead but they knowest not of the skill of John the Mysterious with pipecleaners and did thinketh they hath fooled him but hath not and were in for a verily big surprise.

"Good evening Whukaducky!!" crieth Brian the Wise hastenly beforeart the Lord God Freddie Mercury could speaketh. "Are you ready to....." waseth all that was heard by the Potential Queeblers from Brian the Wise before John the Mysterious stucketh in his pipecleaner and continuedeth "....Fukaducky!?!?!"

Roger the Divine dideth produce a drummers fullstop and then dideth scream into his microphone "Everybody rock and....." but that was all that was heard from Roger the Divine for John the Mysterious stucketh in his pipecleaner and continuedeth "....Fukaducky!!"

And the Lord God Freddie Mercury did sayeth unto the gathered crowd "We art going to taketh a short break" and did call to the other Gods to follow him to the room of dressings and did open a bottle of vodka for each god and did sayeth "Letteth us get pissedeth and letteth the words of John the Mysterious be heard throughout the land for John art Mysterious and mystery art John and I say it is so" and the Gods did drink their bottles of Vodka and did not care one way or another and continued the concert in a belladonic haze.

"Fear me you lords and lady....."sangeth the Lord God Freddie Mercury "....Fukaduckies"..sangeth John the Mysterious. "I stand beforeart ye naked to the eyes..."sangeth the Lord God Freddie Mercury and John the Mysterious did ......play the bass.

And the townspeople of Whukaducky did remember the night forever and were not converted but did drive the Gods out of their town to the tune of a little ditty known as the Haka.