Roger the Divine: "What the hell art Thou on about Brian the Wise?"

Brian the Wise: "Thee hath thusly hath an idea-eth of grand proportions!"

John the Mysterious: "This oughta be good!"

The Lord God Freddie: "Do tell!"

Brian the Wise: "Thee hath thusly decided to haveth an annual games for the plebian so they do-eth not becometh bored and start begetting and begatting and destroy the Earth liketh last time! These games shalt be-eth known as The Qolympic Games and they shalt be-eth held every year."

Roger the Divine: Where?

Brian the Wise: "Oh-eth, I ne'er thoughteth of that"

The Lord God Freddie: "Then We shalt instructeth the plebians to constructeth an erection to houseth the Games!"

Roger the Divine (to barmaid): "Thee can-eth constructeth Thy erection anytime!"

Barmaid: "Roger the Divine, Thou art but a naughty God!"

Brian the Wise: "Be-eth serious!"

John the Mysterious: "Behold, Thee hath thusly designeth this scale model of a Hippo-ethdrome! and I haveth been knitting too...."

Brian the Wise: "That art perfect and thanketh thee for the hat! Informeth the plebians to commenceth work at once-eth whilst Thee planneth of the Opening Ceremony!"

The Lord God Freddie: "There shouldeth thusly be-eth much ado-eth and pompeth and glory for Thee liketh pompeth and glory!"

Brian the Wise: "There shalt be much ado and pompeth and glory but I wisheth Thee to designeth a logo for-eth the Games. It shouldeth symbolise Thy Gods, World Peace, The Red Special, No Smoking, Savething the Whales, We Will Dack Thee and the plight of the Romainian carpet weavers."

The Lord God Freddie: "Howeth in the hell can Thou conveyeth that in one logo?" Brian the Wise: "Thee knoweth not! But that art Thou problem. Thee hath much more-eth important things to do! Hi-eth Ho-eth Camel! Away!"