The Lord God Freddie: Lo! Thee knoweth not! We art off to the pub!

Brian the Wise: But Thee canst leaveth Thee here holding Thou ring! Thee haveth important work to do-eth!

The Lord God Freddie: Fear not Brian the Wise! We shalt be backeth soon!

And with that, the Gods tooketh off to the pub and left poor Brian the Wise holding His ring.

Brian the Wise: Woe art Thee! Thee haveth much to do, Thee canst be standing around here all day, holding Thy ring! What shalt Thee do-eth?

Brian the Wise did thusly sigh and worry and panic.

And then He spaketh sadly to no-one in particular "If only there weret another Thee. Another Brian the Wise. Another wise, diligent, inventor-of-things, kind, thoughtful, resourceful, considerate, industrious, Doctor, knowledgeable man, liketh Thee."

Behold! Hearken! Just then, the Camel strolled past and said flippantly "What about a cardboard cut-out! Heaven knows the world doeth not need another living, breathing Brian the Wise!"

"Why, THAT ART IT!" exclaimed Brian the Wise, "A cardboard cut-eth-out of Thee would thusly surely hold Thy ring in place, and Thee canst getteth on with Thy important arrangethments! Thanks be upon Thee Camel. Thee hath thusly saveth the day again!"

And with that, Brian the Wise createth a cardboard cut-out of Himself in Adobeth Photoshop and quickly put-eth it into place and verily thusly got-eth on with His important arrangements.

# He did also thusly verily quickly email home to Mother to informeth Her of the wicked behaviour of the other Gods who seemeth to spend all their time down at the pub lately.