And so it was, thanks be to the Important Arrangements Of Brian the Wise, that the Qolympic Power Cord weret carried across the Lands, passed from famous prophet to famous prophet until, finally, it reacheth the newly constructedeth HIPPO-ETHDROME to be-eth plugged unto the Red Special for the Opening Ceremony to be-eth performed by The Gods!

The multitudes there did thusly line the streets and cheer heartily for they weret verily excitedeth.

"Yay, here cometh Eltonia of John up the Yellow Bricketh Road!" they cheered.

"Looketh there! It art Roddus Maximus sailing across the seas!" they crieth, "And we knoweth why they calleth thee Rod!"

"Oopseth! Did she not thusly do-eth it again!" they exclaimeth.

"Keefus!" they crieth, for they weret speechless that he could runneth at all.

"Yay, Sir Cliffeth! It art thusly liketh a summer holiday! We loveth the Qolympiads!" and the multitudes let-eth out a mighty roar as Sir Cliffeth ascended the stairs to carry the Qolympic Power Cord unto the Red Specialeth!

The multitudes there did scream and shouteth hysterically as Sir Cliffeth plugged in!

But LO! BEHOLD! A mighty bangeth erupted and smoke and flames filled the arena, for did Sir Cliffeth not suffer badly of the incontinence and weret quite damp, and did he not thusly electrocute himself. Poor Sir Cliffeth weret but a crisp, lying there in a puffeth of smoke, gasping for air!

"DAMN YOU SIR CLIFFETH! THOU HATH RUINED THY OPENING CEREMONY! BE GONE THOU FOOL!" shouted Brian the Wise who weret verily angry that an old geezer with incontinence could spoil His important arrangements.

"Fear not!" cried Pavarotti the Fat Arsed Whale, who weret swimming in the Qolympic pool nearby, "Thee will pluggeth Thou in!' And He did so!

And there, amid the aroma of fried Cliffeth, the Gods plinkethed and plunkethed and the Games of the First Qolympiad had thusly begun.

#Sir Cliffeth was rushed to a nearby medical facility and is expected to maketh a full recovery. Dr Brian the Wise sayeth he willst still be able to begat.....not that he do-eth that mind you, but he could....if he wanted to.